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Chocoholic

2010-08-11T10:21:00.000-07:00

I am getting less and less requests for lap dances since I have put on about 20 pounds and my boss is starting to hint that I might be out of a job soon. I'm sorry but I just cannot resist chocolate! Last night I had two Mars bars...TWO!!!!! I try my best to look the part, but it's getting more difficult. I guess I'm going to have to prepare for the obvious or start working out again. Pray for me, ya'll! I'm about to eat a bonbon!

Son of a Preacher Man

2010-08-10T18:57:00.000-07:00

Last night while I was performing, my preacher's son showed up at the club! He was so shocked to see me. I told him, "If you don't tell them I was here, I won't tell on you!"

Let's just say, he was very nice about everything! LOL. I gave him a cherry Blow Pop and he was on his way. Blow Pops are so sexy. I don't know what it is about them. Maybe it's the hard, round tip with the nice surprise on the inside! Just put your lips together and BLOW!

Orange Slices

2010-08-06T06:58:00.000-07:00

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Last night the police had to break up a fight at the club and one of the guys had on this bright orange shirt. It made me think of the orange slices and I thought I would share this story with all of my fans. I really had a good time last night. I performed to Lady Gaga's song 'Bad Romance'. I can so relate to that song. My ex, Bubba, was such a jerk. That boy was a monster!

Did You Know?

2010-08-03T08:58:00.000-07:00

Did you know...

Originally introduced in 1929 by Frank and Ethel Mars, the Snickers bar was named after their family horse. The original Snickers bars were sold for a nickel and consisted primarily of chocolate, peanuts and caramel.

That story makes me snicker just a little bit....Just like I snickered at the fat man last night who paid me $100 just for a lap dance. LOL.

Lemon Drops

2010-08-03T06:33:00.001-07:00

I just love Lemon Drops...the candy and the DRINK!!! I could just take off all my sexy clothes and pour them all over my body. Erotic. Erotic. Put your hands all over my body! LOL. This candy literally makes me all excited. I just can't help myself.

Do you like Lemon Drops? If not, go to your room!

Living right is a daily struggle for me. One day at a time...sweet Jesus. That's what I'm talking about!

Candy Cigarettes

2010-08-02T06:33:00.000-07:00

I remember when I was a little girl and I used to get these candy cigarettes and pretend I was smoking. I felt so cool and sexy. It was so amazing. I would pretend to blow smoke rings and everything. I use them in my shows sometimes. I'll let you guess what I do with them. ;)

I'm Back and Better than Ever!

2010-07-13T11:35:00.000-07:00

I wasn't making much money on my blog so I had to go back to stripping for a period of time. It's embarrassing to talk about, but we've all been there! I'm going to try this one more time and see if I can make a respectable living by blogging! Please give me your support by buying the products I post here. I'd hate to have to go back to stripping again!

I have been enjoying this candy called Red Hots since I was a child. I hope you will get you some and love them as much as I do! They are the only candy that is almost as hot as me!

Candy of the Day: Smarties

2007-12-14T08:34:00.000-08:00

I am so glad to finally be back to blogging. In fact, I am just glad to be alive and back to living! I was so sick with the flu. I am going back to the club tonight. I'm going to perform a routine to Madonna's song "Erotica." That should be interesting!

Today's candy of the day is Smarties. If you live in America, you've probably only tried M&Ms. These taste BETTER! Smarties are brightly colored, sugar coated sweets with a milk chocolate center. The mix comprises eight colors - red, yellow, orange, green, mauve, pink, brown and blue. Flavours of Smarties: Many people in the UK claim to be able to tell what colour each Smartie is by taste, although normally the only Smarties which actually DO taste any different are the Orange ones which contain Orange Oil as a flavouring.Smarties are a popular candy-coated chocolate similar to M&Ms in the United States.Sing the Smarties Song! When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly, Or crunch them very fast? Eat that candy-coated chocolate, But tell me when I ask, When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last?

I'm Still Sick!

2007-11-18T17:00:00.000-08:00

This illness has been so awful. I took the flu shot and came down with the flu the next day. They say the shot isn't dangerous, but nothing could convince me otherwise. I have been eating cough drops like they are candy. I guess today I should post another cough drop in their honor. Please pray for me to get better. I need to get back to the strip club and do my thing!

I Have the Flu

2007-11-12T06:24:00.000-08:00

I am so sorry I haven't been blogging. I have come down with the flu. I didn't get to work this weekend or anything! I guess I should post some cough drops for you. You're going to need them this winter. You just know it!

Ease those tough sore throats. These naturally refreshing flavored Herb Throat Drops give soothing action to your throat, each in their own, unique way. With the same benefits of our Echinacea Honey - Lemon Natural Herb Throat Drops, Echinacea Orange - Spice Natural Herb Throat Drops offer you the distinctive taste of Orange - Spice. Echinacea Orange - Spice Natural Herb Throat Drops have the same, special Ricola herbal mixture with a spicy - orange flavor and Vitamin C added. It's just another tasty, refreshing and soothing way to help you relieve your sore throat naturally.

Zero Candy Bars

2007-11-06T13:35:00.000-08:00

The Zero Bar goes back all the way to 1920, and back to the Hollywood Candy Company in Centralia, Illinois. Since that time, there have been a number of corporate takeovers, but the Zero Bar never disappeared, thank God! The Zero is made up of caramel, peanut and almond nougat, coated in white fudge. (The original was coated in white chocolate; I wonder what that tasted like.)

Now, this is not health food, it weighs in at 1.85 ounces, and contains 240 calories, and 9 grams of fat (6 grams of saturated fat). But, if your sweet tooth is calling out to you, demanding a candy bar, and you are tired of the run-of-the-mill candy bars, then you need to give yourself a treat, and give yourself a Zero Bar. I love the unusual taste of this candy bar, and think that you will too.

Horizontal Stripes No No No

2007-11-05T08:26:00.000-08:00

I had the most bizarre weekend. I mean I know my job is not the average job, but this weekend was the pits! You should have seen the crowd I had to entertain! Friday night there was this fat guy in the audience with a horizontal stripe shirt! I mean he looked like he was a barrel! It was pathetic. Horizontal stripes are a big no no unless you are very skinny. Somebody should tell him!
Next Friday you should check back here because I am going to live blog from work. That's right. You are in for a shocker!

Today's candy is in honor of the fat guy in the horizontal stripe shirt. I remember this gum called Fruit Stripe when I was a kid. It's still available!

Quote of the Day

2007-11-02T11:25:00.000-07:00

"Once in a while I say, 'Go for it'
and I eat chocolate."
Claudia Schiffer

No Pudge Fudge

2007-11-02T11:17:00.000-07:00

You know what...I was craving fudge so bad today! I must watch my weight now because those guys at the club don't want to see fat jiggling when a girl dances. I found this cool fudge that tastes good and won't make you get jiggly with it! I call it No Pudge Fudge! You should try it. It's awesome! I dread tonight. Those nasty old men are going to so get on my nerves!

Candy Cigarettes

2007-11-01T07:17:00.001-07:00

I've been a smoker for years. I know. It's a disgusting habit. It stinks and it's bad for your health. I can honestly say I am over cigarettes now and the way I quit was by using candy cigarettes. Sure...I used those nicotine patches, but I also kept one of these candy cigarettes in my mouth! It actually worked! I was so tired of sounding like Kim Carnes when I talk. I sounded like I was ready to say "She's got Bette Davis eyes!" If you smoke, give these a try!

Candy Scandal In Japan

2007-10-30T20:48:00.001-07:00

It was supposed to be a celebratory year for Akafuku, a confectioner that had been selling bean-jam sweets here since 1707. On its 300th anniversary, its top-selling sweets were still indispensable gifts to bring back home or to the office after a trip to Ise Shrine here, Japan's holiest religious site.

Instead, Akafuku has become the latest Japanese food company to be exposed for lying about the contents of its products, tampering with expiration-date labels and recycling ingredients. For only the second time in its history, Akafuku, which was forced to halt production during World War II because of a sugar scarcity, has suspended operations, this time indefinitely.

Cotton Candy

2007-10-30T08:58:00.000-07:00

I just love cotton candy! I went to a carnival recently and my boyfriend bought me some. (If he only knew I was working again, he'd go ballistic!) He also won me a big stuffed animal! I got to thinking it would be wonderful to be able to make your own cotton candy. I went online and sure enough I was able to find a machine for making the delicious treat!

My mom hates cotton candy! She said, "Girl, if you had to pick cotton like me growing up, you wouldn't be able to eat that stuff!" She loves to mention how hard life was when she was younger! I wonder if all parents do that!

I'm happy to report that I quit one of my night jobs! I am going to try and post for you every single day. Keep stopping by!

Another Crazy Weekend

2007-10-22T06:56:00.000-07:00

I performed Friday and Saturday night. It was exhausting. I performed to Madonna's song "Erotica." I swear every guy in that place turned red! Sunday morning I went to church with a cloud of guilt hanging over my head like a noose. We had a potluck dinner at church. The fellowship and warmth I felt really did make a difference for me yesterday. I think God would understand that a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do!

Everyone knows how much I am into Candy and my aunt surprised me with a new tote bag this weekend. It's made out of old candy wrappers! They're SWEET! You should check them out!

Halloween Candy

2007-10-19T12:34:00.001-07:00

I've been looking for the perfect candy for Halloween. I think this would be perfect...

Dr Scab's laboratory monster experiments have gone awry and he's created a delicious assortment of foil wrapped milk chocolate toes, fingers, ears, peanut butter filled lips and fudge-filled eyeballs! Each chocolate candy piece is wrapped in realistic looking body part foils and arrives in a mesh bag. Approximately 13 PCs per bag.

This Book Is Amazing!

2007-10-19T12:27:00.000-07:00

I don't normally talk about books much, but I have got to spread the word about this book I read. You see I'm a huge Madonna fan. She recommended this book and I ordered it. It has really helped me grow as a person. Check it out below. I think everyone should read it.

I hope you have a great weekend. I'm working tonight! I hope it goes better than last Friday! Sorry I've been lacking with my posts. I've been working 3 jobs trying to pay the bills. More on that later!

What Every Girl Needs: A Big Hunk

2007-10-16T08:05:00.000-07:00

No. Not that kind of hunk silly! That would be good too though! Big Hunk is a candy bar made by Annabelle Candy Company. It is a bar of roasted peanuts covered in vanilla nougat. It was featured in Steve Almond’s book, Candyfreak, as being one of the only successful candies made by a small company.

What A Weekend!

2007-10-15T06:18:00.000-07:00

I made it through the weekend ok. Friday night I was so nervous! This guy requested a lap dance and he had the biggest beer belly I have ever seen! I swear I was dancing on his belly! It was awfully humiliating. I guess that's life though.

Saturday night there was a big fight in the club. Two guys had to be thrown out and it was so violent. I thought I was going to end up shot or something. Sunday I went to church and nobody said anything. I did feel like these old, nosy ladies were staring at me though. They can spot a sinner from a mile away! LOL.

In honor of that fat guy's beer belly, today's candy is some Beer Brittle! Ha!

Absolutely glorious peanut brittle made with a micro brew ale. A bit of a kick is added with a little chile de arbol.
This is the lightest most chewable brittle ever
This brittle has a deep, roasted peanut nuttiness with a touch of heat
No preservatives are added. This product is not widely available
Excellent by the handful or with a nice frosty mug of ale.

Tonight's The Night...

2007-10-12T09:11:00.000-07:00

I start working again tonight. I can only pray that someone from church doesn't show up! Wouldn't that be awkward! Everyone likes a good show. ;)

I was wondering what candy would be good to post today and I thought I'd post some adult candy. I know this is wrong, but I just can't help myself. We're all just sinners...

Naughty Candy: This X rated gift is perfect for that extra naughty person. Contains Adult Sex Candies (Edible Thong Panties, Flavored Condoms, Assorted Female and Male Gummi Pops, Gummi Handcuffs and Candy Lube); plus related fun (with a pun) candy: Big Hunk, Blow Pops, Candy Cigs, Candy Lipstick, Long Boys, Red Hots, Slap Sticks, Bit-o-Honey, Atomic Fire Balls, Hot Lips Mints & Wax Lips!

The Interview :)

2007-10-11T09:02:00.000-07:00

OK...so I show up to the club for my interview. The old, fat man basically says, "Let's see whatcha got, doll."

I show him what I got and he goes, "Can you be here Friday night at 9?"

I guess I still have it! What a day! I hope your next job interview is not as demeaning for you. At least it boosted my confidence a little.

I found these cookies that are the perfect gift for someone going through a hard time. I know they aren't candy, but they sure are sweet!

Back to Work

2007-10-10T06:49:00.000-07:00

How do I keep from backsliding? How do I stay on the right path? I've read so many self-help books and I read the Bible. I am going to work this weekend. I know what you're thinking. Shame on you Candi! Yes. I feel shame. I am going to work. This online candy store business is not paying the rent so a girl must earn her money somehow. I could be a waitress, but I make much more in dancing for men. I'm going for an interview and I will let you know how it goes. I hope everyone will understand. I will still have my store here. I will still try to live right. I really need some prayers! Thanks to you all!

Aquarium Fish Candy

2007-10-09T07:08:00.000-07:00

I used to work at this catfish restaurant in the southern United States. It was the strangest experience. These dirty, old farmers would come in and eat their catfish with hot sauce and look at us while we "entertained" them. It was disgusting! Most of them had pot bellies and overalls! I hope you didn't lose your appetite for some more candy! The reason I brought up this story about my previous job is because today I am featuring a "wacky candy." It looks like aquarium fish. Oh the memories...shudder!

Candy Flavored Lips!

2007-10-08T06:53:00.000-07:00

This is just what every girl needs! My boo loves them!

Treat lips to the candy-sweet flavor and shine of Skittles, Starburst and M&M's flavored Smackers lip glosses
Collection includes 10 different lip glosses
Smackers candy flavors are sugar sweet and they satisfy every sweet tooth
Moisturizing ingredients bring a flavorful smile to everyone's lips
Ideal to buy as a gift or to keep for yourself

GoNaturally Organic Hard Candy, Honey

2007-10-07T07:25:00.000-07:00

In my line of work we always had to keep our bodies in tip-top-shape. I always tried to eat right and exercise. The occasional visit to the cosmetic surgeon didn't hurt either. lol. Anyway...these are some good honey candies that are natural and organic. What else could you want in a candy?

Costume Party

2007-10-05T10:20:00.001-07:00

I'm going to a costume party this Halloween. This is the costume I'm wearing! Do you think it's cute?

Bible Themed Candy

2007-10-04T07:46:00.000-07:00

These Belgian Chocolate Covered Cream filled Chocolate Sandwich Cookies have been given a Biblical Theme with the addition of these sugar lay-ons which include a cross, a lamb, an open bible, a dove & a fish. Boxed and decorated with a handmade bow this item makes a great Easter gift or delicious snack for a Bible study group. These are so precious!

About Me

2007-10-03T12:21:00.001-07:00

My name is Candi. I hope you won't hold this against me, but I am a former stripper. Shocker! I have found the Lord and decided to give up stripping so I can live right. I am starting this here online candy store so I can pay the rent without having to resort to what I used to do! I will be posting more about my life and how my world changes. I hope you all will consider buying candy here so I can stay on the right path. I can only pray for strength at times like this.

Did You Know?

2007-10-01T07:13:00.001-07:00

The Midwest and the Northeast consume more candy per region than the South, Southwest, West or Mid-Atlantic states.

Candy of the Day

2007-09-30T08:03:00.000-07:00

Werthers Original Hard Candies are made with real butter and fresh cream.

Gross Candy: Fear Factor Grimy Grubs

2007-09-28T11:12:00.000-07:00

This would be a perfect treat to give out during Halloween! This has to be one of the most disgusting things ever! The show Fear Factor was bad enough, but now they are selling matching candy! Yuck!

Did You Know?

2007-09-28T11:04:00.000-07:00

Chocolate is America's favorite flavor. A recent survey revealed that 52 percent of U.S. adults said they like chocolate best. The second favorite flavor was a tie (at 12 percent each) between berry flavors and vanilla.

Quote of the Day

2007-09-28T09:07:00.000-07:00

"Venice is like eating an entire box

of chocolate liqueurs in one go."
Truman Capote

80's Decade Box

2007-09-28T07:00:00.000-07:00

This is great! Now you can relive the 80s with your own 80's Decade Box! Voted "Best Overall Value" by the Wall Street Journal's Catalog Critic!

80's Decade Box contains: Nik-L-Nip Wax Bottles, Pixy Stix, Bit-o-Honey, Laffy Taffy - Watermelon, Jawbusters, Lemonheads, Rainbow Coconut Bar, Flicks, Tart 'n Tinys, Lotsa Fizz, Atomic Fire Balls, Jolly Joes, Tom's Peanut Butter Logs, Fizz Wiz - Blue Raspberry, Wonka Bottlecaps, Wax Fangs, Lifesaver Pops - Swirl, Bubble Gum Cigarettes, Smoothie Peanut Butter Cup, Zours, Wink Soda, Goetze's Cow Tail, Candy Stix Cigarettes, Giant Sweetarts, Zero Bar, Charleston Chew Chocolate, Now & Later - Grape, Candy Necklace, Now & Later Cherry, Bubblicious Paradise, Freshen-Up Bubble Gum, Jungle Jollies, Good 'n Plenty, Saf-T-Pops Swirl, Tiny Chiclets.

Did You Know?

2007-09-27T11:40:00.000-07:00

"Candy" comes from the Indian word khanda, meaning "a piece" or "a piece of sugar" (possibly of Dravidian origin) from the Persian qand 'sugar', Arabic qandah 'candy', and French (sucre) candi.

Leonidas

2007-09-26T08:03:00.000-07:00

The perfect gift for any occasion, Leonidas chocolates imported from Belgium are known among gourmands as some of the premier chocolates of the world. The Leonidas chocolates only use fresh butter, dairy cream and only the best ingredients to make their chocolates and pralines.

The company is named after its Greek founder, Leonidas Kestekides. A confectioner in the US since the early 1900s, in 1910 he travelled to Belgium for the first time to attend the 1910 World Fair in Brussels as a member of the Greek delegation from the United States. He was awarded the bronze medal for his chocolate confectionery, and the gold medal for his patisserie. He also attended the 1913 World Fair in Ghent.

Leonidas has over 1400 retail outlets all over the world.

Pernigotti Black

2007-09-24T08:53:00.000-07:00

God help me, I love Pernigotti Black. It is a combination of 56 percent cocoa content and dark chocolate and latte. Each bag contains around 225 pieces of Black. Since 1860, they are one of the leading Chocolatiers in Italian confectionary. These top quality confections come from the Piedmont region of Italy.

Turkish Delight

2007-09-24T08:41:00.000-07:00

Turkish Delight, lokum, or loukoum is a confection made from starch and sugar. It is often flavored with rosewater and lemon, the former giving it a characteristic pale pink color. It has a soft, jelly-like and sometimes sticky consistency, and is often packaged and eaten in small cubes that are dusted with sugar or copra to prevent sticking. Some types contain small nut pieces, usually pistachio, hazelnut or walnuts. Other common types include flavors such as cinnamon or mint.