Candy of the Day: Smarties

I am so glad to finally be back to blogging. In fact, I am just glad to be alive and back to living! I was so sick with the flu. I am going back to the club tonight. I'm going to perform a routine to Madonna's song "Erotica." That should be interesting!

Today's candy of the day is Smarties. If you live in America, you've probably only tried M&Ms. These taste BETTER! Smarties are brightly colored, sugar coated sweets with a milk chocolate center. The mix comprises eight colors - red, yellow, orange, green, mauve, pink, brown and blue. Flavours of Smarties: Many people in the UK claim to be able to tell what colour each Smartie is by taste, although normally the only Smarties which actually DO taste any different are the Orange ones which contain Orange Oil as a flavouring.Smarties are a popular candy-coated chocolate similar to M&Ms in the United States.Sing the Smarties Song! When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly, Or crunch them very fast? Eat that candy-coated chocolate, But tell me when I ask, When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last?

I'm Still Sick!

This illness has been so awful. I took the flu shot and came down with the flu the next day. They say the shot isn't dangerous, but nothing could convince me otherwise. I have been eating cough drops like they are candy. I guess today I should post another cough drop in their honor. Please pray for me to get better. I need to get back to the strip club and do my thing!

I Have the Flu

I am so sorry I haven't been blogging. I have come down with the flu. I didn't get to work this weekend or anything! I guess I should post some cough drops for you. You're going to need them this winter. You just know it!

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Zero Candy Bars

The Zero Bar goes back all the way to 1920, and back to the Hollywood Candy Company in Centralia, Illinois. Since that time, there have been a number of corporate takeovers, but the Zero Bar never disappeared, thank God! The Zero is made up of caramel, peanut and almond nougat, coated in white fudge. (The original was coated in white chocolate; I wonder what that tasted like.)

Now, this is not health food, it weighs in at 1.85 ounces, and contains 240 calories, and 9 grams of fat (6 grams of saturated fat). But, if your sweet tooth is calling out to you, demanding a candy bar, and you are tired of the run-of-the-mill candy bars, then you need to give yourself a treat, and give yourself a Zero Bar. I love the unusual taste of this candy bar, and think that you will too.

Horizontal Stripes No No No

I had the most bizarre weekend. I mean I know my job is not the average job, but this weekend was the pits! You should have seen the crowd I had to entertain! Friday night there was this fat guy in the audience with a horizontal stripe shirt! I mean he looked like he was a barrel! It was pathetic. Horizontal stripes are a big no no unless you are very skinny. Somebody should tell him!

Next Friday you should check back here because I am going to live blog from work. That's right. You are in for a shocker!

Today's candy is in honor of the fat guy in the horizontal stripe shirt. I remember this gum called Fruit Stripe when I was a kid. It's still available! Here it is...

Quote of the Day

"Once in a while I say, 'Go for it'
and I eat chocolate."
Claudia Schiffer

No Pudge Fudge

You know what...I was craving fudge so bad today! I must watch my weight now because those guys at the club don't want to see fat jiggling when a girl dances. I found this cool fudge that tastes good and won't make you get jiggly with it! I call it No Pudge Fudge! You should try it. It's awesome! I dread tonight. Those nasty old men are going to so get on my nerves!