Chocoholic

I am getting less and less requests for lap dances since I have put on about 20 pounds and my boss is starting to hint that I might be out of a job soon. I'm sorry but I just cannot resist chocolate! Last night I had two Mars bars...TWO!!!!! I try my best to look the part, but it's getting more difficult. I guess I'm going to have to prepare for the obvious or start working out again. Pray for me, ya'll! I'm about to eat a bonbon!

Son of a Preacher Man

Last night while I was performing, my preacher's son showed up at the club! He was so shocked to see me. I told him, "If you don't tell them I was here, I won't tell on you!"

Let's just say, he was very nice about everything! LOL. I gave him a cherry Blow Pop and he was on his way. Blow Pops are so sexy. I don't know what it is about them. Maybe it's the hard, round tip with the nice surprise on the inside! Just put your lips together and BLOW!

Orange Slices

My Grandmother used to purchase those awful orange slice candies every single year at Halloween. I hated those, but I never said anything because I didn't want to hurt her feelings. I just grinned and thanked her for them. Do you like them?

Last night the police had to break up a fight at the club and one of the guys had on this bright orange shirt. It made me think of the orange slices and I thought I would share this story with all of my fans. I really had a good time last night. I performed to Lady Gaga's song 'Bad Romance'. I can so relate to that song. My ex, Bubba, was such a jerk. That boy was a monster!

Did You Know?

Did you know...

Originally introduced in 1929 by Frank and Ethel Mars, the Snickers bar was named after their family horse. The original Snickers bars were sold for a nickel and consisted primarily of chocolate, peanuts and caramel.

That story makes me snicker just a little bit....Just like I snickered at the fat man last night who paid me $100 just for a lap dance. LOL.

Lemon Drops

I just love Lemon Drops...the candy and the DRINK!!! I could just take off all my sexy clothes and pour them all over my body. Erotic. Erotic. Put your hands all over my body! LOL. This candy literally makes me all excited. I just can't help myself.

Do you like Lemon Drops? If not, go to your room!

Living right is a daily struggle for me. One day at a time...sweet Jesus. That's what I'm talking about!

Candy Cigarettes

I remember when I was a little girl and I used to get these candy cigarettes and pretend I was smoking. I felt so cool and sexy. It was so amazing. I would pretend to blow smoke rings and everything. I use them in my shows sometimes. I'll let you guess what I do with them. ;)

I'm Back and Better than Ever!

I wasn't making much money on my blog so I had to go back to stripping for a period of time. It's embarrassing to talk about, but we've all been there! I'm going to try this one more time and see if I can make a respectable living by blogging! Please give me your support by buying the products I post here. I'd hate to have to go back to stripping again!

I have been enjoying this candy called Red Hots since I was a child. I hope you will get you some and love them as much as I do! They are the only candy that is almost as hot as me!

Candy of the Day: Smarties

I am so glad to finally be back to blogging. In fact, I am just glad to be alive and back to living! I was so sick with the flu. I am going back to the club tonight. I'm going to perform a routine to Madonna's song "Erotica." That should be interesting!

Today's candy of the day is Smarties. If you live in America, you've probably only tried M&Ms. These taste BETTER! Smarties are brightly colored, sugar coated sweets with a milk chocolate center. The mix comprises eight colors - red, yellow, orange, green, mauve, pink, brown and blue. Flavours of Smarties: Many people in the UK claim to be able to tell what colour each Smartie is by taste, although normally the only Smarties which actually DO taste any different are the Orange ones which contain Orange Oil as a flavouring.Smarties are a popular candy-coated chocolate similar to M&Ms in the United States.Sing the Smarties Song! When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly, Or crunch them very fast? Eat that candy-coated chocolate, But tell me when I ask, When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last?

I'm Still Sick!

This illness has been so awful. I took the flu shot and came down with the flu the next day. They say the shot isn't dangerous, but nothing could convince me otherwise. I have been eating cough drops like they are candy. I guess today I should post another cough drop in their honor. Please pray for me to get better. I need to get back to the strip club and do my thing!

I Have the Flu

I am so sorry I haven't been blogging. I have come down with the flu. I didn't get to work this weekend or anything! I guess I should post some cough drops for you. You're going to need them this winter. You just know it!

Ease those tough sore throats. These naturally refreshing flavored Herb Throat Drops give soothing action to your throat, each in their own, unique way. With the same benefits of our Echinacea Honey - Lemon Natural Herb Throat Drops, Echinacea Orange - Spice Natural Herb Throat Drops offer you the distinctive taste of Orange - Spice. Echinacea Orange - Spice Natural Herb Throat Drops have the same, special Ricola herbal mixture with a spicy - orange flavor and Vitamin C added. It's just another tasty, refreshing and soothing way to help you relieve your sore throat naturally.

Zero Candy Bars

The Zero Bar goes back all the way to 1920, and back to the Hollywood Candy Company in Centralia, Illinois. Since that time, there have been a number of corporate takeovers, but the Zero Bar never disappeared, thank God! The Zero is made up of caramel, peanut and almond nougat, coated in white fudge. (The original was coated in white chocolate; I wonder what that tasted like.)

Now, this is not health food, it weighs in at 1.85 ounces, and contains 240 calories, and 9 grams of fat (6 grams of saturated fat). But, if your sweet tooth is calling out to you, demanding a candy bar, and you are tired of the run-of-the-mill candy bars, then you need to give yourself a treat, and give yourself a Zero Bar. I love the unusual taste of this candy bar, and think that you will too.

Horizontal Stripes No No No

I had the most bizarre weekend. I mean I know my job is not the average job, but this weekend was the pits! You should have seen the crowd I had to entertain! Friday night there was this fat guy in the audience with a horizontal stripe shirt! I mean he looked like he was a barrel! It was pathetic. Horizontal stripes are a big no no unless you are very skinny. Somebody should tell him!
Next Friday you should check back here because I am going to live blog from work. That's right. You are in for a shocker!

Today's candy is in honor of the fat guy in the horizontal stripe shirt. I remember this gum called Fruit Stripe when I was a kid. It's still available!